Uncollective Xmas Awards at The Crofters Rights in Bristol on 22nd Dec 2019

Uncollective Xmas Party & Awards Ceremony (2019) at The Crofters Rights in Bristol on Sunday 22nd December 2019

After last year's success, we're pleased to invite you all to another Uncollective Xmas Party & Awards Ceremony!

We're giving out REAL awards to REAL people in a night of Christmas debauchery, celebrating yet another year of talent and titillation from the nationwide creative globule that is Uncollective. With your hostesses with the most breasts, T.S. IDIOT & GINS.

Who will be Cutest Boy of the Year? Who is the most Uncollective Person? Who will be crowned the Best of Bristol? Come down to Crofter's on December 22nd and find out for yourselves.

LIVE ACTS:

Beefywink
"Downtrodden yet determined" - Ear Nutrition
Musical tantrums for dark times from our favourite Bristol glitter-punks. 'Chicken Little' out now via Quit Yr Job Records.
For fans of IDLES, Blondie, Public Enemy, and X-Ray Spex
https://www.beefywink.co.uk
https://beefywink.bandcamp.com

T.S. IDIOT
Your host for the night - punk poet, provocateur, puny man. Expect bad puns and poems about inflatable husbands

1990's Chris
Queer working class man talker. Nice beard. Star of Random Acts and BBC New Creatives - presenting a set of searing punk poetry guaranteed to leave your trousers by your knees.
https://1990schris.onfabrik.com

The Perverts (DJ SET)
"Demented" - The Quietus
In the last year, the Bristol quartet have gained praise from Rolling Stone, The Quietus and legions of loyal fans. In true festive spirit, their guitarist brings us an exclusive "cut price limited Perverts DJ set bargain bin waste man experience. It'll put balls on your chins". We can't wait!

MORE ACTS TBA

Tickets cost £2 and are available Online here